A guy goes to the supermarket and noticed an attractive Woman waving at him.. She says hello. He's rather taken back because He can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me? To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my Buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
Danced at 9:32 PM
Sunday, June 21, 2009
You can make me angry and not lovely..... But those things will always look lovely and make me very happy!!
The difference between a older and younger person on a Saturday: A older man wakes up at 6.30am and goes to work ... A younger girl goes home from a night of partying at 6.30am
Danced at 6:44 PM
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Chewy says 89%
Danced at 10:34 PM
Thursday, June 11, 2009
This is the firstt time I've uploaded a video here~ Watch this video!! Something I really really want to share~!!
I felt kinda disgusted with myself after watching..but than again I am trying not to overdo things which we very often take for granted!
Do I even need to mention again how fortunate we are?
Danced at 7:38 PM
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
A person would be really happy and willing to fly halfway round the world just to see a person they care for....... But would a person be able to just leave everything behind and travel halfway round the world to spend their life with a person they love? _______________________________________________________________
Oh!! Does anyone wanna go to Phuket with me? A friend just opened a hotel in Phuket and asked if I wanna go over..... I just wanna leave my little island for a little while~ He offered lodging and even air tics!!!!
I'm contemplating if I should go alone.....but......I's scared... So who wanna go?
Danced at 7:54 PM
Friday, June 5, 2009
That day.......
I was asked "How do you flirt with a guy?"
The other day
I was asked "How do you tease a guy?"
And my answer.." men do not to be teased! they are visual creatures, they don't have to be aroused like woman!"
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